Imagine you were given a job to market the ugliest christmas sweater ever. Write a list of things you could say to convince someone to buy the sweater.

1. It's new no one has it yet, so be the first to get it.

2. It keeps you warm.

3. It got great colours for everyone, and it matches the Christmas tree.

4. Try it and you will love it.

5. After they try it, it looks gorgeous on you, and it matches your skin colour.